I bought myself some digital scale's today....

... ask me to weigh sommat - go on I dare ya!

What's yer weight?

I'm 5000lb of badass bone crunchin' menace







one moment caller and I shall consult THE SCALES

1 can of Stella (unsupped) = 590 grams or 1lb 4&3/4 oz or 20 7/8 floz

5 chunks of Cadburys Dairy milk 'Fruit and Nut' = 32 grams or 1 &1/8 oz




s'blummin' good this

Didn't think sharks ate chocolate

heshofcheese wrote:

Didn't think sharks ate chocolate

they don't - I'm weighing it not eating it

It's the belongings of his last victim

ferdalicious wrote:

heshofcheese wrote:

Didn't think sharks ate chocolate

they don't - I'm weighing it not eating it

But you're drinking the Stella though?

...I know, weigh some cheese to go with the Stella. Maybe some mature cheddar or a nice ripe camembert.

more of a stilton Man Shark meself...




I like sommat with a bit 'o' body to it



shame I haven't got any - I could weigh it for you

I've got some pork left over from today's dinner in the fridge. You could weigh that if you want. I reckon there's about 1/2 a pound left.

You do eat pork don't you? Not Jewish or Muslim or owt?

heshofcheese wrote:

I've got some pork left over from today's dinner in the fridge. You could weigh that if you want. I reckon there's about 1/2 a pound left.

You do eat pork don't you? Not Jewish or Muslim or owt?

I'll eat anything me



cept for ground rice or semelina :puke:

ooh, I haven't had ground rice since I was at school - I used to love it!

Tell you what, you can weigh us out some ground rice and I'll do you a swap for the pork (it was a little tough to tell you the truth)

heshofcheese wrote:

ooh, I haven't had ground rice since I was at school - I used to love it!

Tell you what, you can weigh us out some ground rice and I'll do you a swap for the pork (it was a little tough to tell you the truth)

deal - and worry not about the pork... when you've got teethe like mine there ain't no such thing as tough


that stuff you had at school - twern't pink by chance was it


I was scared by the stuff they gave me at jnr school.... s'not right scaring kids like that

that stuff you had at school - twern't pink by chance was it

Aye, it was pink by the time you mixed in the dubious looking red "jam" stuff that the dinner nanny used to dextrously flick into the middle of it.

give me the custard with a inch of solid skin on the top any day

wernt the pink stuff blamange?

Used to love that, as well as Manchester Tart.
Not the type like Lily Savage, but with a Salford accent...

[quote="mrswoman"]Used to love that, as well as Manchester Tart.
Not the type like Lily Savage, but with a Salford accent... [/quote

I live about 15 miles from Bakewell Tart (love it)
never tried Manchester Tart ! What's it like mrswoman?

ferdalicious wrote:

... ask me to weigh sommat - go on I dare ya!

As long as you did'nt buy some clear snap it bags at the same time should be ok