The stupidest thing I've seen today thread....

Here's the stupidest thing I've seen today:
A sign outside a coffee shop, advertising "frozen hot chocolate". Wha'? At the point it's frozen, it ceases to be hot chocolate, no? Then we call that a milkshake! Or am I missing something?

Hahahahahaaaaa!

That makes me chuckle

Haven't really seen anything stupid today?

I met the Law today, maybe the bassist's hair?

The stupidest thing I saw today was me sweeping up a load of shredded wood from my road because the box I'd put it in had a hole in it which I only noticed when carrying to one of our cars

I can't prove this, and it makes me sad...but:

Someone drove an open top car onto the green today, and there was a man sitting in the back, dressed as a labrador, shooting people with a water pistol.

Very very odd.
I really hope someone got a photo =/

A computer that I own gave me an error message saying "Keyboard not connected. Press Any Key to continue".

Dabamash wrote:

A computer that I own gave me an error message saying "Keyboard not connected. Press Any Key to continue".

Isn't technology wonderful!

I pressed the Off button. Seemed to work...

Dabamash wrote:

I pressed the Off button. Seemed to work...

Wish I could do that with my dog and my kid!

Lol. Kids and dogs only have a sleep button, it just rarely works.

Oh, the support pages for The Cloud wireless boradband, which wasn't working in MTs hotel last week. He rang me and asked me to look up the support phone number online which turns out to be non existant, however I did find this helpful advice!

Question
How can I view the solution to my ticket without internet access?

Answer
Once you have submitted a trouble ticket to our service representatives you can track the status of your ticket in My Support which can be found by selecting Sign in from the left menu on the Request Support tab.

I was at a stop sign yesterday and the man in the car next to me was picking his nose. Vigorously. Way way up there. Ack. This repulses me. Why should I have to watch something like that on a nice sunny day?

Don'tcha think he could refrain or maybe do this in the privacy of his own home?

Here's the stupidest thing I've seen today:

Woman pregnant with 18th child!



Click on it if ya don't believe me. That is so, SO wrong....

Here's the stupidest thing I've seen today:

I bought a small packet of hard candies at the market today. When I went to open them, I saw that there was a warning which reads: "Ingestible - not for decorative purposes". Who the eff buys candy to decorate with?

Also noticed something yesterday. The little warning on the box of Q-Tips cotton swabs says: "Do not insert into ear canal; use only on outer ear". Yeah, right! Does anyone buy these things for any reason, other than to stick them in their ear canals?

Not today but last week I saw a woman out walking a goat on a lead. And this was in the town centre. They make em slightly odd in Huddersfield!

Top Gear

You can buy 2 litre bottles of mineral water in Aldi with 'Gluten Free' printed on the side. EH?

f*ck me a lot of people have seen a lot of things today!

Edited by Dabamash. Reason: Language Leo. ;-)

This may not be very PC, but I saw 7 dwarves today in a group. Needless to say, I lolled.

On a box of beefburgers from Morrisons: Not suitable for vegetarians...
Id have never guessed

This video is the stupidest thing I've seen today (funny, yes...but definitely stupid!):

http://video.yahoo.com/network/100284668?v=4998462&l=4388115

munchkin wrote:

Not today but last week I saw a woman out walking a goat on a lead. And this was in the town centre. They make em slightly odd in Huddersfield!

Yeah Im in Hudds, pretty normal I would say, few years back went into a local pub that had a duck wandering around the place no one batted an eyelid or seemed to think it odd

Dabamash wrote:

This may not be very PC, but I saw 7 dwarves today in a group. Needless to say, I lolled.

God I would have given anything to have seen that outside of a pantomime, priceless bloody priceless stuff

bluefield wrote:

munchkin wrote:

Not today but last week I saw a woman out walking a goat on a lead. And this was in the town centre. They make em slightly odd in Huddersfield!

Yeah Im in Hudds, pretty normal I would say, few years back went into a local pub that had a duck wandering around the place no one batted an eyelid or seemed to think it odd

Last year I was staying in a B&B in a pub in Devon. On the Saturday evening a bloke walked in with an Eagle Owl on his arm. Apparently he does it every Saturday.

I got the impression he did it for the pose and the attention he got.........tosspot!!

Watching the local news this morning, our weatherman told us that we had a chance of rain later today, then helpfully added, "Of course, that rainfall will depend on our precipitation level as the day progresses". Um, yeah... DUUUUUUURRRR!