The Church of Elbow?

OK then........... why don't we get a load of final meal T-shirts printed, to go with the sombreros and mirrorball earrings - they really might notice us at the MEN in September!

I think it might get us arrested!!

or sectioned....!

ticky wrote:

OK then........... why don't we get a load of final meal T-shirts printed, to go with the sombreros and mirrorball earrings - they really might notice us at the MEN in September!

Oh no...what have we STARTED?! Never let us near photoshop again!

oh dear... guy?
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nutty nuts nut people you are ^^

This church is starting to get kinda creepy now Not that thats a bad thing

Hey it just struck me, if you pray at the church of Elbow, would you clasp your elbows together instead of your palms?

Hmm, now thats a good idea! I reckon at the M.E.N gig you should all stand there with your final meal shirts, mirror ball earings, sombreros and elbows together... now that wold be a sight! You would definitely get notice... and probably thrown out for being mental...

I like that idea MT. Although, our church is getting more and more bizarre as time goes on...

I love this...

Dabamash wrote:

I like that idea MT. Although, our church is getting more and more bizarre as time goes on...

TRUE VERY TRUE

'nuther version of Elbowie church prayer:

Our Garvey,
And Potter, Jupp and Turner be thy names,
Thy gongs and awards come - at last.
Give us this day our nightly setlists,
And forgive us our requests for photos.
As we forgive those who talk through the quiet bits
And lead us not into the after-show party
But deliver us from hip-hop.
For thine is the best live act and nicest blokes and the glory,
For ever and ever,
Freemen (of Bury).

Does this Church have a confessional? A high priest of priestess? I feel like I need to confess my Elbow sins to someone...

I disappear off the forum for ages and when I come back you've started a curch?

Guy on a bike!

Lee Spoons wrote:

Guy on a bike!

I've not looked at this since the first page, but i've just read through it all, and it's fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone really should make a top, or knit a jumper for us all who's good at knitting, then?

On the first day Guy said "let there be a mancurian band", and then there was a mancurian band.
On the second day Guy said "let there be piano" and there was piano.
On the third day Guy said "let there be guitar" and then there was guitar.
On the fourth day Guy said "let there be bass" and there was bass.
On the fifth day Guy said "let there be drums" and there was drums.
On the sixth day Guy said "let there be vocals" and there was vocals.
On the seventh day Guy said "let there be awards" and there was, and Guy blessed each and every one.
Unlike God, he hasn't rested since...because he is badass.

If we have to do jury duty and swear on the Bible, do we say, "I swear - so help me Guy..."

We swear on a setlist, not a bible.

Every gigday, there's a communion of brandy and dark chocolate squares. The priest then blesses you with a genuflex saying, "Microphone, stylophone, drumstick and plec".

mrswoman wrote:

Every gigday, there's a communion of brandy and dark chocolate squares. The priest then blesses you with a genuflex saying, "Microphone, stylophone, drumstick and plec".

That's alright then.

Is there an elbow heaven and hell?

Dabamash wrote:

We swear on a setlist, not a bible.

Ace!!! Ha ha!!!!

mrswoman wrote:

The priest then blesses you with a genuflex saying, "Microphone, stylophone, drumstick and plec".

Church of Elbow? Reminds me somehow of THIS...
http://www.churchofpg.bothelungfish.com/