The Church of Elbow?

If the flying spaghetti monster can have one, why can't Elbow?

(All credit to ChrissieInFL)

I'm quite intrigued in this 'curch' of yours, sounds a bit dirty...

Now now al, we've all got a curch!

who said no!

That would be me... Are you mental!?
A church of Elbow?!
A church?
Would Garve be like Buddy Christ?

SERIOUSLY?!

That picture is ace !
When I read the MOJO award thread I knew this one would follow
Saint Guy... has a ring to it doesn't it?

Have we gone a little bit too far?

No! can we make it a monastery, and then he can be buddha? (that is where they go, is it not? i apologise if i'm wildly incorrect)

Now that is a good idea! Im proud to be here at the beginning of the Church of Elbow.

As co-founder of the church of Elbow, I suggest that Garve can be Jesus, and the other band members can be his disciples. Instead of a normal church, how about a mosque? Although, I agree with Grant, a monastery and buddha would be good.
I also think that that pic should be made into our first fresco.

Dabamash wrote:

As co-founder of the church of Elbow

No, darling, its a curch.

Ahh, it's times like this I love this forum!

al wrote:

Dabamash wrote:

As co-founder of the church of Elbow

No, darling, its a curch.

Ah, yes, so it is. *face palm*

*Whips out the edit button*

It's times like this that I wish I proof read more thoroughly.

EDIT: Darling? Seriously?

Yes.







Darling.






Seriously.

Ok.

Our Father, who art in Manchester,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy Gig come,
thy Songs will be done,
on earth as it is in Manchester
Give us this day our daily Ticket.
And forgive us our Drunkeness,
as we forgive those who talk during the quiet songs.
And not lead us out of the venue,
but deliver us to the bar.
For thine is the awards, the festivals and the glory.
for ever and ever. Amen

Don't make me set Sparkly Jesus on yo' asses again.



He's angry.

Holy sh*t...

I make one eensy, weensy little offhand remark, just bein' a smart-ass like I do, and I leave for a few hours...and then I come back and there's a whole CHURCH???!? Wow, Dabamash, you took that ball and ran with it, son! But I am fully in favor of this plan, of course. And MAJOR props for all the creative ideas...Sarah, the artwork was the funniest thing I've seen in ages, seriously...well done! And Dabs, the prayer is perfect and should be the cornerstone of all Elbowist teachings, forever and ever, amen.

OMG OMG sparkly jesus.

Jesus doesn't belong in this thread. I think Jesus would cry if he saw this thread.

Then he would smite us.

Oh, and thanks Chrissie, I try. Generally I also fail, but this seems to have succeeded.

I can't claim full responsibility for the art, i supervised it, al was the actual Photoshopper!

Sarah wrote:

I can't claim full responsibility for the art, i supervised it, al was the actual Photoshopper!

Dude, I wouldn't have even thought of that, let alone known how to do it! You guys are totally cracking me up tonight, for realz!

Oh, but I must say, I do not fear sparkly Jesus. I already got my ticket to eternal damnation back when I was being a juveniile delinquent in Catholic high school, and I assure you that anything I do to offend the dieties from here on in is a freebie. It's quite liberating, actually.

Dabamash wrote:

OMG OMG sparkly jesus.

Jesus doesn't belong in this thread. I think Jesus would cry if he saw this thread.

Then he would smite us.

Oh, and thanks Chrissie, I try. Generally I also fail, but this seems to have succeeded.

...and by OMG, I assume you mean "Oh My Guy", right?