Forum Game - Neverending Story

was

extraordinary

gas.










EDIT: Once this gets to 16 pages, I'm going to do another recap. This is sad, but I'm actually keeping tabs of the story in an Outlook draft.

Meanwhile,

down

wind

, unbelievably

a crowd

gathered

to

purchase

the

remaining

gas.

Time for another recap.

The story so far...

"Many years ago, a hairy baby and their manager went scuba diving in underpants instead of touring with Elbow. Both met some jolly elves with tambourines playing irritatingly catchy tunes

Suddenly the heaven-sent opportunity to leave skywards happened

Look! Who has plundered their Doritos? Surely they [were] locked away in case they got stolen?

This incident was unprecedented because an extreme snowboarding accident left the snowboarder crippled and hungry.

However, a girl who realised that the snowboarder was Makka Pakka [ran?] quickly across the snow-covered buildings which smelled of pizza and antiseptic.

When suddenly a cookie jar fell from above the cuckoo clock. "Holy Moly!", said Guy, lowering standards like mad."

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The girl with amazing boobs looked inquisitively into Guy's toaster.

"There appears to be Doritos stuck in your toaster, " cried the hairy baby.

"Wow" exclaimed Makka Pakka "It's burning my Ogpog severely! What a disaster."

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, the Pontipines realised winter sports hadn't ever caused such flatulence. It may be intestinal issues causing this embarrassing condition but nevertheless it was extraordinary gas. Meanwhile, down wind, unbelievably, a crowd gathered to purchase the remaining gas

- What is the crowd planning to do with the purchased gas?
- Will the Doritos invalidate the toaster's warranty?
- What is the nature of the sinister link between winter sports and flatulence?

All these questions and more are unlikely to be answered in the next gripping chapter of "The Never-ending Story"

Awesome recap MW! This story is fucking hilarious


Soon

Quality mate, what a recap, laughing my head off here ! Can't believe it wasn't on David Cameron's agenda last week.....

We should try and get it on "a Book At Bedtime" when it's finished.



afterwards

, unbeknownst

to

the

massed

, disgruntled

onlookers,

ciabatta's