Forum Game - Neverending Story

How to play
You post one word at a time, this word must correspond to the last word posted. The idea is to make a story one word at a time, so that anything can happen. This is great fun if you get it right.

Example
Once
There
Was
A
Small
Mattress

Rules
You cannot put "the end".
You cannot post more than one word.
Your post must make sense when read with the one above.
Anything else goes.

Ok, first word (Let's see if they were right when they said a room full of monkeys will eventually produce Dickens):

Many

years

ago,

A

Hairy

baby

and

their

manager

went

scuba diving

in

underpants.

instead

of

touring

with elbow

.

Both

Met

some

jolly

Elves

with

tambourines

playing