| | Forum Game - Beat This! |  |
|
+11ElbowFreak bennn MagicalTrevor Mr Woman Grant Stockhaus ChrissyBoy ticky newborn mrswoman Dabamash 15 posters |
|
| Author | Message |
|---|
ticky
leader of the free world
 Number of posts : 1695
Age : 62
Location : Newport, South Wales
Registration date : 2009-03-15
 |  Subject: Re: Forum Game - Beat This!  Sun 23 Aug 2009, 09:38 | |
| Following a tanker spill of toxic acid, the sea rapidly disintegrates said mattress springs rendering it unbouncy | |
|
 | |
Grant
leader of the free world
 Number of posts : 1703
Age : 32
Location : Glasgow
Registration date : 2008-08-31
| | Subject: Re: Forum Game - Beat This! Sun 23 Aug 2009, 19:00 | |
| luckily, there was a trampoline on the truck  | |
|
| | |
ticky
leader of the free world
Number of posts : 1695
Age : 62
Location : Newport, South Wales
Registration date : 2009-03-15
| | Subject: Re: Forum Game - Beat This! Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:30 | |
| Unfortunately the trampoliney bit split. | |
|
| | |
mrswoman
leader of the free world
Number of posts : 1098
Location : Ooop North
Registration date : 2008-06-21
| | Subject: Re: Forum Game - Beat This! Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:55 | |
| Good quality gaffer tape mends the split. | |
|
| | |
ticky
leader of the free world
Number of posts : 1695
Age : 62
Location : Newport, South Wales
Registration date : 2009-03-15
| | Subject: Re: Forum Game - Beat This! Sat 29 Aug 2009, 07:45 | |
| The glue on the gaffer tape melted in the sun and became unsticky, all because an inexperienced builder's apprentice left it outside. | |
|
| | |
Dabamash
we're away
Number of posts : 2079
Location : Teh Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Commiteh (Eng)
Registration date : 2008-04-01
| | Subject: Re: Forum Game - Beat This! Sat 29 Aug 2009, 11:54 | |
| The builders apprentice gets a good hard kick in the balls | |
|
| | |
mrswoman
leader of the free world
Number of posts : 1098
Location : Ooop North
Registration date : 2008-06-21
| | Subject: Re: Forum Game - Beat This! Sat 29 Aug 2009, 11:57 | |
| That builder's apprentice was due to play in a cricket match after work, so happened to be wearing a box at the time...  | |
|
| | |
ticky
leader of the free world
Number of posts : 1695
Age : 62
Location : Newport, South Wales
Registration date : 2009-03-15
| | Subject: Re: Forum Game - Beat This! Sun 06 Sep 2009, 09:22 | |
| The cricket match was cancelled owing to a severe heat wave (yeah, right  ) | |
|
| | |
Sponsored content
| | Subject: Re: Forum Game - Beat This! | |
| |
|
| | |
| | Forum Game - Beat This! | |
|
Register 
