Forum Game - Beat This!

A really big skanky kebab with loads of chilli sauce

Projectile vomiting

Antiemetic

Stomach pump administered by an overtired nurse

GMC sacks negligent nurse for administering stomach pump whilst so overtired

Dr Harold Shipman

#welovethenhs

Dr Hannibal Lecter kills and eats Dr Shipman

and gives him a taste of his own medicine (groan)

Dr Lecter dies from Salmonella after eating undercooked Dr Shipman

CSI's Gil Grissom dissects & analyses both, being a right smarty-pants and solves two crimes at once.

Only to find he's been set up by his arch enemy
The Model Killer - who used it as a ruse to kidnap Sarah

A large dose of solvent ruins the Model Killer's models, thus causing her to give up the life of murderous crime and go live on an island somewhere. Though not Tracey Island, because that would be too ironic.

A giant tsunami erases all trace (sorry!) of the island

Tsunami warning system

Electromagnetic pulse.

Cast from Oceans 11 breaking into a fairly under-guarded scienece lab considering how rare and large the item is, and stealing it.

Expert tealeaf cast of Oceans 11 receive huge panning after getting involved with the ropey cash-in sequel, Oceans 12.

Only to return with Ocean's thirteen.....

Then Brad Pitt dies.......

reincarnation

atheist belives

Buddhist, mate

Well, there goes the religion rule

Buddhist falls off a cliff

Only to land on an Acme ultra soft and bouncy king size mattress which happened to wash up on the shore

Fire burns the mattress

the sea laps over the fire, extinguishing it, making the mattress safe again