Dinner Party Guests!!

OK youre allowed 7 guests to your dinner party...

mine are

derren brown
karl pilkington
guy garvey
dylan moran
billy connolly
ricky gervais
david mitchell


yours are???

I'd have a reunited S-Club 7...

As much fun as that might be, more seriously speaking...

Douglas Adams (you didn't whether they had to be alive or not, but I don't want Douglas' corpse decomposing into the watercress soup)
Stephen Fry
Paul Merton
Marcus Brigstocke
Ridley Scott
Phil Collins
Tony Wilson (ditto for Douglas)

oooh i forgot stephen fry!!!!

Bill Hicks
Guy Garvey
Gruff Rhys
Howard Marks
Charlie Brooker
Eddie Izzard
J Spaceman

George Melly
Audrey Tatau
Tony Wilson
Lemn Sissay
Dave Gorman
Johnny Marr
Sir John Betjeman

Douglas Adams
Stephen Fry
Dara O'Briain
John Peel
Guy Garvey
Frankie Boyle
Fyfe Dangerfeild/Danny Wallace

Tony Banks
Alison Golfrapp
Craig Potter
Stephen Fry
Geoff Barrow
Lou Reed

and in place of me, my friend George, becuase that'd make for some pretty good conversation, I'd say.

I am as guilty as the rest of you, but i've noticed a distinct lack of lady shapes in the lists!
Now, i'm not a girls girl and find mens company a lot more entertaining, i also find that women comedian that pop up on pannel shows like Mock the Week and QI (Other than Jo Brand who is funny regardless of gender) are a lot less funny than their male counter parts... I do believe women are equally as funny as men, just woefully awful at getting themselves out there!

Sarah wrote:

I am as guilty as the rest of you, but i've noticed a distinct lack of lady shapes in the lists!
Now, i'm not a girls girl and find mens company a lot more entertaining, i also find that women comedian that pop up on pannel shows like Mock the Week and QI (Other than Jo Brand who is funny regardless of gender) are a lot less funny than their male counter parts... I do believe women are equally as funny as men, just woefully awful at getting themselves out there!

your quite correct again... i might choose lily allen... not cus i admire her musically, but because she is funny and whacky and daring.

yep agreed I also noticed the lack of females very strange

I have Alison Goldfrapp!

But is that because she looks good in a horse tail and corset?!

if youre gonna talk about attractive value kiera knightly kills it im afraid

She looks like a plank of wood with a pout!

my original choice was going to be

Jim Davidson
and six hungry Rotwielers

No... it's because she's a very interesting person. Seriously.

For example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMI1cG7aQ1Q

To be fair, I'd like to have Will Gregory there too. They're both legends.

Sarah wrote:

She looks like a plank of wood with a pout!

shes gorgeous!!!! "its like smearing honey into kiera knightly" - Clarkson...

i hate contrived, plasticly generated tarts!!

I'm sorry NO ONE is more contrived to Keira Knightly... If i were that way inclined, it would be the lady shape from the Guilemots, Arista or Audry Tatau

Audrey Tatau why she's a guest at my dinner party

I know, she's lovely! I watched Amelie last night, every time i fall in love with that film all over again!
Now, would invite Tatau or Amelie to your dinner party?!

i do agree that the fmale quarter of the guillemots is indeed shexy

And very individual, AND she doesn't have the build of a 12 year old boy, unlike Knightly!
If i were going to invite women to my dinner party, other than Ali from here, it would be Jane Austen. Margret Atwood maybe... The aforementioned Aristazable and er... OH JESSICA HYNES! Oh man... i missed Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright off my list... can i have two sittings?!

oh bugger yeah Jessica Hynes is great, sorry Lemn your not invited anymore

I tell you who's fine, Jesca Hoop. But don't tell I said so, I'd be too embarrassed

Sarah wrote:

And very individual, AND she doesn't have the build of a 12 year old boy, unlike Knightly!
If i were going to invite women to my dinner party, other than Ali from here, it would be Jane Austen. Margret Atwood maybe... The aforementioned Aristazable and er... OH JESSICA HYNES! Oh man... i missed Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright off my list... can i have two sittings?!

i tell you what. im in a good mood... i will allow you as an exception to the rule - the book of games section 42 paragraph 23 line 72 - you can have 3 more guests!! now pop of to John lewis or Ikea to buy a spiffing new dining table!!