*No Topic*

jeeze..can we lock this thread... I can't take it!

KITTENS!

I saw a tree fire today. woot.

At this rate in another 12 months you will be over run by them

"Rules are for fools and the guidance of wisemen"

/Brings catnip for the Kenobi kittens. Good on ya, Jones!

One of the daftest names for a kitten I ever heard was 'Ronan'.

You're all on-topic!!!!!!!!! Do it somewhere else!!!!!

The Leo Sayer remix of "When I Knead You" has now become the official anthem of the Bakers' And Doughmakers' Association. When asked, Mr Sayer was proud that after many years one of his songs was finally declared a BAD Ass tune.

I'm Badass.

the goose has no agenda

mrswoman wrote:

The Leo Sayer remix of "When I Knead You" has now become the official anthem of the Bakers' And Doughmakers' Association[

Why did the baker have brown hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.


(if that doesn't kill the thread stone dead, I don't know what will)

also: the cat in the pub in the next village is called 'Alan'. Alan the cat! That's like having an alsatian called Geoff... or Roger the hamster.

Ice-cream actually contains cat urine, not any form of dairy product

mrswoman wrote:

/Brings catnip for the Kenobi kittens. Good on ya, Jones!

One of the daftest names for a kitten I ever heard was 'Ronan'.

I used to have a cat called Mushroom

That's just cos ur weird.

ah, if you said you had a cat called portabello, cus it liked mushrooms; thats excusable...


i need to go and eat some juice

Do you drink or eat soup?

i'd say it depends on how you do it... eat with a spoon, drink without...


spiders are spongey like plastic shoes

Dabamash wrote:

That's just cos ur weird.

Ah, you know me so wel...

The road was flooded here today

oooh pretty colours!

Jones wrote:

mrswoman wrote:

/Brings catnip for the Kenobi kittens. Good on ya, Jones!

One of the daftest names for a kitten I ever heard was 'Ronan'.

I used to have a cat called Mushroom

I have a friend who had 2 cats called Shake and Vac.
When Vac died she got another cat and called it Notstirred.

Last time I saw my her she told me how the bloke in the flats opposite was playing with himself at the window whilst she was doing the washing up. She called the police, who came and observed covertly from another window of her flat, the bloke duly obliged and now he's on the sex offenders register... my life is so dull in comparison!

Erm... I think I'd rather go for dull...

MrsMagicalTrevor wrote:

I have a friend who had 2 cats called Shake and Vac.
When Vac died she got another cat and called it Notstirred.

hahahaha, I like your friend.

Also:

"You do the shake 'n' vac
And pull your dick right back"

(unknown poet, Kempston, Bedfordshire, circa 1986)

my son just called me "silly bollocks". He's two-and-a-half

Hahahaha wonder what he'll be calling you in 14 years time

How cool would it be to have two heads? You'd never be lonely

But equally, you would never be alone.

ON TOPIC!!!!

we are the nights who say ... ... ... NI!!!!

(psychologically speaking, i wrote that because in my subconcious mind, i was still thinking about two heads; hence the NI! because of the two headed thingy in Monty Python)