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cheese graters make amazingly good condoms

If you squeeze an orange in the right way, it produces nitroglycerine

if a gimp calls you margret, then that is a code word for "genesis"

Oh boy...
Hmm toast always land with the coated side on the floor!

I think our bloody neighbour has just been round to complain about us playing Singstar again.. ffs!

I didn't answer the door as I really can't be arsed with her

if you get a condenser microphone to fly through a wind tunnel, you can take home the roadkill

hit her with your hoover (Sorry, on-topic)

when you point at something, every animal, apart from humans, stare at your finger, not where you're pointing

If you stand in the middle of a crowded plays and look up everyone else does!!

a bird needs to fly at atleast 11mph to stay in flight

If someone shows symptoms to highly contagious illness in a cramped space where you're being kept for a couple of hours, for example, a plane, some people will get the same symptoms even if it's not that illness, or even a contagious one.

Sorry, i'm rambling now

potatoes, onions and apples all taste different, yet have exactly the same flavour (aLL true)))))

You've watched too much Dr. House! *LOL* Was in an eps.

One day i looked up in the sky. A bird came by an shit into my eye. I didn't laugh. I didn't cry. I was just happy that cows can't fly.!!!

Surely, the presence of starch in the potatoe, and natural sugars in the apple would alter the taste?

The largest animal in the world, is the Lion's mane Jellyfish

Grant wrote:

Surely, the presence of starch in the potatoe, and natural sugars in the apple would alter the taste?

The largest animal in the world, is the Lion's mane Jellyfish

taste and flavour are different things... yes indeed the starch and sugars affect the TASTE, but they all have the same flavour. flavour is smell, and a mixture of other shit

the smallest animal in the world is a lions mane jellyfish ... BLENDED!!

hahahaha

Jones wrote:

Myneighbour moved house and abandoned her cat.
I took pity on the poor thing and now she has repaid my kindness by having 2 kittens under my bed...

Thank you for taking the cat in, Jones!

Geez people make me sick sometimes.

I'm having a really good hair day!

nice people like sauce

Today we lost a genius

hmm maybe it was the window cleaner after her money and not the neighbour

I suspect I've missed something.

Who've we lost today, MT?

Edit to add: Nevermind. Richard Wright. Such a shame.

Spare me your depressingness.

My computer mouse just grew legs and ran off with the keyboard.

my pen just ran out with your mouse

And since i walk down your street with a certain joy, usually found in a girl kissing her first boy what do numbers mean? I'm about seventeen.

Topaz wrote:

Jones wrote:

My neighbour moved house and abandoned her cat.
I took pity on the poor thing and now she has repaid my kindness by having 2 kittens under my bed...

Thank you for taking the cat in, Jones!

Geez people make me sick sometimes.

I'm having a really good hair day!

Erm, well... I've gone from 0 to 3 cats in the space of 2 weeks... Even for me that's a bit too much of a good thing...
Oh, and congrats on the 'good hair day' - long may it continue!

Apologies for being 'on topic'!

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