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Leo leader of the free world
Number of posts : 1083 Location : birmingham Registration date : 2008-08-11
| Subject: Re: *No Topic* Mon 15 Sep 2008, 18:20 | |
| cheese graters make amazingly good condoms | |
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Grant leader of the free world
Number of posts : 1703 Age : 31 Location : Glasgow Registration date : 2008-08-31
| Subject: Re: *No Topic* Mon 15 Sep 2008, 18:22 | |
| If you squeeze an orange in the right way, it produces nitroglycerine | |
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Leo leader of the free world
Number of posts : 1083 Location : birmingham Registration date : 2008-08-11
| Subject: Re: *No Topic* Mon 15 Sep 2008, 18:24 | |
| if a gimp calls you margret, then that is a code word for "genesis" | |
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ElbowFreak leader of the free world
Number of posts : 1101 Age : 40 Location : On the other side of the world! Registration date : 2008-09-08
| Subject: Re: *No Topic* Mon 15 Sep 2008, 18:24 | |
| Oh boy... Hmm toast always land with the coated side on the floor! | |
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MrsMagicalTrevor administrator
Number of posts : 209 Age : 54 Location : staying on the pommel Registration date : 2008-04-09
| Subject: Re: *No Topic* Mon 15 Sep 2008, 18:24 | |
| I think our bloody neighbour has just been round to complain about us playing Singstar again.. ffs! I didn't answer the door as I really can't be arsed with her | |
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Leo leader of the free world
Number of posts : 1083 Location : birmingham Registration date : 2008-08-11
| Subject: Re: *No Topic* Mon 15 Sep 2008, 18:27 | |
| if you get a condenser microphone to fly through a wind tunnel, you can take home the roadkill | |
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Grant leader of the free world
Number of posts : 1703 Age : 31 Location : Glasgow Registration date : 2008-08-31
| Subject: Re: *No Topic* Mon 15 Sep 2008, 18:29 | |
| hit her with your hoover (Sorry, on-topic)
when you point at something, every animal, apart from humans, stare at your finger, not where you're pointing | |
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ElbowFreak leader of the free world
Number of posts : 1101 Age : 40 Location : On the other side of the world! Registration date : 2008-09-08
| Subject: Re: *No Topic* Mon 15 Sep 2008, 18:29 | |
| If you stand in the middle of a crowded plays and look up everyone else does!! | |
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Leo leader of the free world
Number of posts : 1083 Location : birmingham Registration date : 2008-08-11
| Subject: Re: *No Topic* Mon 15 Sep 2008, 18:32 | |
| a bird needs to fly at atleast 11mph to stay in flight | |
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Grant leader of the free world
Number of posts : 1703 Age : 31 Location : Glasgow Registration date : 2008-08-31
| Subject: Re: *No Topic* Mon 15 Sep 2008, 18:34 | |
| If someone shows symptoms to highly contagious illness in a cramped space where you're being kept for a couple of hours, for example, a plane, some people will get the same symptoms even if it's not that illness, or even a contagious one. Sorry, i'm rambling now | |
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Leo leader of the free world
Number of posts : 1083 Location : birmingham Registration date : 2008-08-11
| Subject: Re: *No Topic* Mon 15 Sep 2008, 18:35 | |
| potatoes, onions and apples all taste different, yet have exactly the same flavour (aLL true))))) | |
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ElbowFreak leader of the free world
Number of posts : 1101 Age : 40 Location : On the other side of the world! Registration date : 2008-09-08
| Subject: Re: *No Topic* Mon 15 Sep 2008, 18:37 | |
| You've watched too much Dr. House! *LOL* Was in an eps. One day i looked up in the sky. A bird came by an shit into my eye. I didn't laugh. I didn't cry. I was just happy that cows can't fly.!!! | |
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Grant leader of the free world
Number of posts : 1703 Age : 31 Location : Glasgow Registration date : 2008-08-31
| Subject: Re: *No Topic* Mon 15 Sep 2008, 18:39 | |
| Surely, the presence of starch in the potatoe, and natural sugars in the apple would alter the taste?
The largest animal in the world, is the Lion's mane Jellyfish | |
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Leo leader of the free world
Number of posts : 1083 Location : birmingham Registration date : 2008-08-11
| Subject: Re: *No Topic* Mon 15 Sep 2008, 19:02 | |
| - Grant wrote:
- Surely, the presence of starch in the potatoe, and natural sugars in the apple would alter the taste?
The largest animal in the world, is the Lion's mane Jellyfish taste and flavour are different things... yes indeed the starch and sugars affect the TASTE, but they all have the same flavour. flavour is smell, and a mixture of other shit the smallest animal in the world is a lions mane jellyfish ... BLENDED!! | |
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Grant leader of the free world
Number of posts : 1703 Age : 31 Location : Glasgow Registration date : 2008-08-31
| Subject: Re: *No Topic* Mon 15 Sep 2008, 19:05 | |
| hahahaha | |
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Topaz tower crane driver
Number of posts : 518 Location : Upstate NY Registration date : 2008-04-08
| Subject: Re: *No Topic* Mon 15 Sep 2008, 19:19 | |
| - Jones wrote:
- Myneighbour moved house and abandoned her cat.
I took pity on the poor thing and now she has repaid my kindness by having 2 kittens under my bed... Thank you for taking the cat in, Jones! Geez people make me sick sometimes. I'm having a really good hair day! | |
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Leo leader of the free world
Number of posts : 1083 Location : birmingham Registration date : 2008-08-11
| Subject: Re: *No Topic* Mon 15 Sep 2008, 19:59 | |
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MagicalTrevor administrator
Number of posts : 1822 Age : 54 Location : 5 years ago and 3000 miles away Registration date : 2008-04-01
| Subject: Re: *No Topic* Mon 15 Sep 2008, 20:07 | |
| Today we lost a genius | |
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MrsMagicalTrevor administrator
Number of posts : 209 Age : 54 Location : staying on the pommel Registration date : 2008-04-09
| Subject: Re: *No Topic* Mon 15 Sep 2008, 20:16 | |
| hmm maybe it was the window cleaner after her money and not the neighbour | |
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Topaz tower crane driver
Number of posts : 518 Location : Upstate NY Registration date : 2008-04-08
| Subject: Re: *No Topic* Mon 15 Sep 2008, 20:28 | |
| I suspect I've missed something. Who've we lost today, MT? Edit to add: Nevermind. Richard Wright. Such a shame. | |
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Dabamash we're away
Number of posts : 2079 Location : Teh Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Commiteh (Eng) Registration date : 2008-04-01
| Subject: Re: *No Topic* Mon 15 Sep 2008, 20:40 | |
| Spare me your depressingness.
My computer mouse just grew legs and ran off with the keyboard. | |
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Leo leader of the free world
Number of posts : 1083 Location : birmingham Registration date : 2008-08-11
| Subject: Re: *No Topic* Mon 15 Sep 2008, 20:48 | |
| my pen just ran out with your mouse | |
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Dikky little beast
Number of posts : 64 Location : Birkenhead Registration date : 2008-08-11
| Subject: Re: *No Topic* Tue 16 Sep 2008, 14:05 | |
| And since i walk down your street with a certain joy, usually found in a girl kissing her first boy what do numbers mean? I'm about seventeen. | |
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Jones we're away
Number of posts : 2266 Location : Ireland Registration date : 2008-04-09
| Subject: Re: *No Topic* Tue 16 Sep 2008, 14:39 | |
| - Topaz wrote:
- Jones wrote:
- My neighbour moved house and abandoned her cat.
I took pity on the poor thing and now she has repaid my kindness by having 2 kittens under my bed... Thank you for taking the cat in, Jones!
Geez people make me sick sometimes.
I'm having a really good hair day!
Erm, well... I've gone from 0 to 3 cats in the space of 2 weeks... Even for me that's a bit too much of a good thing... Oh, and congrats on the 'good hair day' - long may it continue! Apologies for being 'on topic'! | |
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Jones we're away
Number of posts : 2266 Location : Ireland Registration date : 2008-04-09
| Subject: Re: *No Topic* Tue 16 Sep 2008, 15:01 | |
| Provisional names: Baby-One-Kenobi and Baby-Two-Kenobi ... | |
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