if my face is chamois creased

a little story to share with the group, the other day I afforded my self a little afternoon sleep on the bed ( about an hour) on waking I immediately went to the shop at the end of the street and quickly returned home and in passing happened to look in the mirror, I did a double take and noticed what looked like an alarming 3 inch duelling scar right down my cheek ! The pillow or Duvet must have been creased and transfered said crease to me, It looked quite cool for a while but luckily wore off soon

Oh yeah, something like that happened to me once: came home from work one evening and was so tired I fell asleep on the sofa before I even had a chance to make some grub.
When I woke up I was absolutely starving and dashed over to the chippie down the road. I was just about to order my chips when the fella asked me if I'd had a nice sleep...(!)
Yep, I was standing there with the pattern of my sofa impressed all over the left side of my face!

brilliant ! it could become a trend embossed faces

Nice:P I think I've only hasd that experience once, and i went out with my friends after it, and they kept calling me Scarface i, of course was oblivious as to why they were doing this, until i looked in a shop window i felt rather silly

bluefield wrote:

brilliant ! it could become a trend embossed faces

You could have a lot of fun with that! Imagine the myriad of possibilities!

It could be big,it could catch on big time

You should patent that idea! You'll become filthy rich!


Do I get an "inspiration fee" for inspiring this wonderful brainwave?

ok then

Ah, but will you still remember us mere mortals when you are living it up with the jet-set?





Any more embarassing moments?
One of my all time classics is: arriving into work still wearing my fluffy slippers!

I will remember you Jones as an inspiration,


Furry slippers brilliant how did you get out of that one then, when did you realise

bluefield wrote:

I will remember you Jones as an inspiration,

I'll just have the cash thanks...


Ah yes, the furry slippers... Only realised I had those on as I was getting out of the car...
The solution was staying at my desk all day so nobody could see them. It was a long day...

cash it is then, pity the slippers wer'nt in conjustion with the sofa inprinted face it could have been a winning look

hahaha i need a pair of fluffy slippers i did wear a pair of monster slippers to school once though didn't realise until sitting in chemistry and was asked what i was doing wearing the slippers, i replied, "I'm raising money for charity." hell yes i can think on me feet

Brilliant Grant! Why didn't I think of that!

and Bluefield:
Tell me in which pub the 'sofa-imprinted-bunny-slippered look' would be a hit, and I'm there!

Well I was'n t thinking pub exactly or you in particular Jones , but maybe in the twighlight years like the Hillside residential home for the elderly sort of thing , incidentally there is a home for the elderly quite near me called Trough house , I know its awfull but they could have chosen a better name it conjures up bad images especially at meal times