where's your head at

Subject: Re: where's your head at Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:15

The world is not simple, it's a complicated and largely scary place.

Why don't we do it in the road?

Subject: Re: where's your head at Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:31

'Cos I'm not an exhibitionist any more...

When you gonna learn?

Subject: Re: where's your head at Fri 22 Aug 2008, 08:48

I do learn something new everyday, but usually the things I learn are useless trivia facts of no benefit to me but that amuse me .

How much is that doggy in the window ?

Subject: Re: where's your head at Fri 22 Aug 2008, 08:53

As far as the Kennel Club is concerned, not much, because it's life isn't as important as how pretty it is (ooh bit of politics!)

Are You Gonna Go My Way?

Subject: Re: where's your head at Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:14

No, you're gonna go mine, down the M8, M74, M6, M61 and M60 to be precise Smile

When will this loneliness be over?

Subject: Re: where's your head at Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:24

in about 15 minutes when my wife gets home from town with her mother.

Where have all the flowers gone ?

Subject: Re: where's your head at Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:27

Global pollution killed them all....sorry.

If i said you had a beautiful body, wold you hold it against me ?

(sorry couldn't resist Suspect

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Subject: Re: where's your head at Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:39

Good gracious me certainly not sir, Im a happily married man with children.

Can you feel it

Subject: Re: where's your head at Sat 23 Aug 2008, 06:23

Yeah, but it's not as bad as it looks...

Would she go down on you in a theatre?

Subject: Re: where's your head at Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:21

Only if I bought her haagen dazs in the interval...

Who left the lights off, baby?

Subject: Re: where's your head at Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:00

Me. I look better in the dark.

How long must we sing this song?

Subject: Re: where's your head at Sun 24 Aug 2008, 19:16

until it goes out of your head in some cases never.

Why does my heart feel so bad ?

Subject: Re: where's your head at Sun 24 Aug 2008, 21:33

because you landed awkwardly on a big spike...

are you experienced?

Subject: Re: where's your head at Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:28

Quite, but always willing to learn more!

Is it a crime?

Subject: Re: where's your head at Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:01

I guess some people would see it that way, but I see it as a neccesity a means of survival in a harsh a cruel world !

Why do you build me up buttercup ?

Subject: Re: where's your head at Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:06

Because youre awfully suggestible.

did your string come undone?

Subject: Re: where's your head at Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:19

Eeeek!!!! So it has! affraid

What's in a kiss?

Subject: Re: where's your head at Tue 26 Aug 2008, 09:03

Nothing ,honestly it meant nothing

Would I lie to you baby ?

Subject: Re: where's your head at Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:13

You can't tell me that kiss meant nothing!

Does your chewing gum lose it's flavour on the bedpost overnight?

Subject: Re: where's your head at Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:32

yes yes it does, but Im experimenting with juicy fruit and might be onto a winner there.

Should I stay or should I go ?

Subject: Re: where's your head at Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:15

You should stay or you could go, the choice is yours.

Did you ever feel the pain in the morning rain ?

Subject: Re: where's your head at Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:39

Throw in a sharp north-westerly windchill factor in mid-August, then definitely. No maybe about it Smile

Is there a ghost?

Subject: Re: where's your head at Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:55

Theres a ghost in my house, ghost in my house

Whats the frequency Kenneth ?

Subject: Re: where's your head at Wed 27 Aug 2008, 17:11

570mhz its sooo obvious!! tut tut...

whats the story balamory??

Subject: Re: where's your head at Wed 27 Aug 2008, 17:33

wouldnt you like to know, or maybe you would'nt

What do i get ?

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