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Mr Woman
tower crane driver
 Number of posts : 829
Age : 60
Location : wren154@twitter.com
Registration date : 2008-09-17
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NeonChoir
friend of ours
 Number of posts : 426
Age : 34
Location : Texas, USA
Registration date : 2011-02-03
| | Subject: Re: Baker's Dozen Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:58 | |
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ChrissyBoy
leader of the free world
Number of posts : 1345
Age : 53
Location : Aberdeen
Registration date : 2008-04-08
| | Subject: Re: Baker's Dozen Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:04 | |
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ticky
leader of the free world
Number of posts : 1695
Age : 61
Location : Newport, South Wales
Registration date : 2009-03-15
| | Subject: Re: Baker's Dozen Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:45 | |
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mrswoman
leader of the free world
Number of posts : 1098
Location : Ooop North
Registration date : 2008-06-21
| | Subject: Re: Baker's Dozen Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:40 | |
| 13. Finlandia
Next up, one liner gags.
1. I want to die like my father, peacefully in his sleep; not screaming and terrified like his passengers. | |
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Mr_K
friend of ours
Number of posts : 362
Location : Essex
Registration date : 2008-09-11
| | Subject: Re: Baker's Dozen Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:12 | |
| 2. A mate of mine always wanted to be run over by a steam train. When it happened, he was chuffed to bits! | |
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ChrissieInFL
leader of the free world
Number of posts : 1523
Location : Florida
Registration date : 2008-04-07
| | Subject: Re: Baker's Dozen Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:47 | |
| 3. I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it. (stolen from the late, great Mitch Hedberg) | |
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@MrIanGibson
friend of ours
Number of posts : 217
Age : 53
Location : @MrIanGibson
Registration date : 2010-09-26
| | Subject: Re: Baker's Dozen Thu 28 Apr 2011, 09:05 | |
| 4. Laugh at your problems, everybody else does. | |
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ChrissyBoy
leader of the free world
Number of posts : 1345
Age : 53
Location : Aberdeen
Registration date : 2008-04-08
| | Subject: Re: Baker's Dozen Thu 28 Apr 2011, 17:22 | |
| 5. I realised i was dsylexic when i went to a Toga party dressed as a goat. | |
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Stupid Face
fallen angel
Number of posts : 11
Registration date : 2011-04-29
| | Subject: Re: Baker's Dozen Fri 29 Apr 2011, 22:04 | |
| 6. Confucius say "Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day."  | |
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ChrissyBoy
leader of the free world
Number of posts : 1345
Age : 53
Location : Aberdeen
Registration date : 2008-04-08
| | Subject: Re: Baker's Dozen Sat 07 May 2011, 17:44 | |
| 7. Got a new set of golf clubs for the wife, ...best swap i've ever made ! | |
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Mr Woman
tower crane driver
Number of posts : 829
Age : 60
Location : wren154@twitter.com
Registration date : 2008-09-17
| | Subject: Re: Baker's Dozen Wed 11 May 2011, 11:26 | |
| 8. Osama Bin Laden's DNA test revealed traces of chocolate, sugar and coconut. The CIA attribute this to the large Bounty on his head. | |
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Lesley Gilks
friend of ours
Number of posts : 234
Age : 57
Location : Gloucestershire
Registration date : 2009-02-25
| | Subject: Re: Baker's Dozen Wed 11 May 2011, 18:53 | |
| Infamy, infamy! They've all got it in for me! | |
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ChrissyBoy
leader of the free world
Number of posts : 1345
Age : 53
Location : Aberdeen
Registration date : 2008-04-08
| | Subject: Re: Baker's Dozen Thu 12 May 2011, 17:36 | |
| 10. Two Cannibals eating a clown, one says, Does this taste funny to you ? | |
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Mr Woman
tower crane driver
Number of posts : 829
Age : 60
Location : wren154@twitter.com
Registration date : 2008-09-17
| | Subject: Re: Baker's Dozen Mon 16 May 2011, 12:10 | |
| 11. I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified.
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sparky
friend of ours
Number of posts : 343
Age : 62
Location : Lancashire
Registration date : 2008-10-24
| | Subject: Re: Baker's Dozen Mon 16 May 2011, 13:05 | |
| 12. People used to laugh at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian...yeah well they're not laughing now. (the legendary Bob Monkhouse) | |
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