where's your head at

It might work, it might not, but worth a try, anyone familiar with the back page of the Guardian Tv mag will recognise it,
You are given a question in the form of a song title , simply answer the question in as much or as little detail as you like and then pose another Question/ Song title for someone else to have ago at so......
Where's your head at ?

There it is overthere rolling away from me.

Why wont you give me your love?

I guess it depends on the definition of love, if it is covered by concern, your rolling head is a major concern.



Whats the meaning of life

Dont mix your drinks

Whats your problem?

Thanks for asking, lack of foriegn sun this year, or English sun, the elation of writing a song, that has already been written and tucked away cunningly in my head, and the whole credit crunch thing on a personal level. On a global level far too many to mention (well you did ask).


Can Blue men sing the whites ?

Why the hell not!!!

Is this love?

it could be in a funny sort of way, but im easily confused.



Why does it always rain on me ?

Because you live or work in Manchester!

What's going on?

you could be right there.
There is quite a lot going on at the moment, Olympics, V Festival, Football season, and i need to put the spuds on


Do you believe in magic ?

no. But i like black magic chocolate!

Your first born for a song (?)

A song came out when my first born was born that seemed apt at the time and still does







Do you wanna dance ?

Yeah, love to. Usually in the privacy of the living room rather than clubs these days, but that's probably a good thing: I've hit that embarrassing age when I see young lasses walking round our usually-windswept, cold town with tiny dresses on and think, "Put a coat on!"

What difference does it make?

non at all... None... I just like it!

Whats love got to do with it?

Usually quite a lot for whatever reason, I would like to think so anyhow.




How do you solve a problem like Maria ?

I'd slap her about the head and neck region. The nerve of her! Just who does she think she is anyway?

You used to be alright. What happened?

I decided being friendly was too much hassle.

Where am I?

Well if you don't know, who the hell does !

What's the matter you, hey why you looking so sad ?

I can't help it, its just my face people say cheers up but I tell them Im quite happy really.





Do you know the way to San Jose

No, i know the way to Trowbridge though!

Is this on?

I would say so, yes,

Is this the way to Amarillo?

yep left at the traffic lights and straight on for a bout 2000 miles when you a roly poly northern comedian dancing with his thumbs up you know you are in the right place, Oh and incidentally...

Who put the bop in the bop du wop du wop ?

I'm assuming it's the same person who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong, the bom in the bom bom diddleye bom, and the rude word in Scunthorpe.

How many roads must a man walk down, before he reaches the end?

Depends on whether he walks the wrong way down a dual carriageway (splat !)

What have you done for me lately ?

Since you ask I have replied to your post , to avoid you being disapointed.I have made you a brew as well, but i drunk it


When will I be famous

When you form a band with me!




Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?