CVs...

... A slightly self indulgent topic as i am writing it instead of writing my "Personal statement" on a Job Aplication form.
I always struggle with that section of the Job Aplication process, listing all the other jobs you've ever had is boring, but fine once you remember to keep a list! This form is doubley hard as "Hobbies and interests" have been removed from the personal statement section!!!

But i digress, if i had my way, i wouldn't say any of what i've just typed out... So... In an ideal world, what would you put on your CV?!

Hobbies and Interests -
Music. In all its forms. The internet, to find the music, and pictures, and videos, but mainly music and talking about music with people from the internet. Taking photos, deleting them. Making things out of stuff... Breaking them. Reading, but only in the bath. Driving down country lanes with the windows down and M83 on the stereo!
Personal Statement -
I'm looking for a very well paid job with minimal hours, that involves being outside when its sunny, inside when its cold, where i'm not the only single person working there and where "every day is ciderday".

I hate writing CVs. I don't like talking about myself.