The Notorious Picture Game

OK, I feel it is time for a forum game. So, I have stolen the idea of the Picture Game from another forum.
here's how it works:
I start off with a picture of something, for example, A train.
The next person will post a picture of something that beats the train in some way. Such as a plane (because it is faster, or can go over water)
The next person will then try and beat the plane and so on.
Remember: there are no wrong answers, some are just better or funnier than others.
Ok, here we go.

There, a dog, now beat it...

You must explain why the new pic beats the old one.

Denman, this years gold cup winner. His record reads 14 races, 13 wins, 1 second. Total prize money won £677,114.

Dogs and horses are raced, used in a variety of jobs and owned for pleasure so in many respects are similar.

However the horse wins cos you can't ride a dog

because I'm pretty sure he could outwit both a horse AND a dog with outstanding speed

This random monkey is funnier than Jimmy Carr.

This random bloke is hairier than that random monkey

This hairdresser is gonna cut all of his hair off.

MrsMagicalTrevor wrote:

This random bloke is hairier than that random monkey

That's no random bloke...that's ME!

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahah....haha....ha...

This policeman has a bigger weapon than the hairdresser. And a large helmet.

(sorry... it's Friday afternoon so I'm plumbing the depths)

This not so random bloke has a larger helmet than that policeman

This guy has a bigger afro, also, u can't use the same pic twice, forgot, sorry

This picture beats the last one because you can actually see it.

?
try refreshing ur browser.
anyway

this guy shoots lions

ah, clever lee! but sneaky



Not much can beat a lion! (I got that off a nuclear weapon forum - no joke!)
EDIT: Dab beat me... oh well, NUCLEAR WEAPON BEATS FEEBLE MAN WITH GUNZORD

bunker beats bomb.

What can penetrate a bunker? THE POWER OF ROCK AND ROLL OF COURSE!

Sorry if this is sick.....



but vomit beat Jimmi Hendrix ......

I'd like to see some tablets cure... DEATH!!!

after death.. rise like a pheonix from the flames !

Mwahaha no phoenix shall escape my phoenix emporium

I melt ur cage thingy with my blowtorch.

Your blowtorch stands no chance against my powerful bucket of water!